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		<description><![CDATA[Pin itI grew up eating straight-up UhMERkin food. Solid. Filling. Nourishing. But not exotic. And honestly, as a kid, exotic would have scared me. But still.  I don&#8217;t think I even had &#8220;Chinese&#8221; food&#8211;and by &#8220;Chinese,&#8221; I mean sweet and &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://pastrychefonline.com/blog/2012/01/27/mango-lassi-genoise/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="pin-it-button-wrapper"><a href="javascript:exec_pinmarklet();" id="PinItButton" title="Pin it on Pinterest">Pin it</a></div><div class="hrecipe"><span class="published"><span class="value-title" title="2012-01-27"></span></span><a title="Mango Lassi Genoise 026 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6771700969/"><img class="photo aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7150/6771700969_46b2737cf6.jpg" alt="Mango Lassi Genoise 026" width="375" height="500" /></a>I grew up eating straight-up UhMERkin food. Solid. Filling. Nourishing. But not exotic. And honestly, as a kid, exotic would have scared me. But still.  I don&#8217;t think I even had &#8220;Chinese&#8221; food&#8211;and by &#8220;Chinese,&#8221; I mean sweet and sour chicken&#8211;until I was in college. I had tacos maybe 14 times over the course of my Formative years, and I had never even gone to Taco Bell until I was moving into my second rental.  How does anyone make it out of college without ever going to Taco Bell? I don&#8217;t really know, but <em>I</em> did.</p>
<p>I tell you these things so you will understand Exactly Where I Am Coming From when I say that Indian Food is my Favorite.  I don&#8217;t even know how it happened.  I probably have told you before, but my first experience with Indian food was at a restaurant in Charlotte back in 1989-ish.  I was probably 23-24 (I&#8217;m bad at math), and I was Trepidatious when some friends suggested Indian for a night out. But I was game, and didn&#8217;t want to wuss out by cramming a hastily assembled PB&amp;J into my purse.</p>
<p>When we got there, I looked at the menu and decided that Things Would Be Okay. Aside from all the words I couldn&#8217;t pronounce, I found references to a Number of foods that I really, really liked. Lamb? Check. Chicken? Check. Bread? Check. Potatoes? Check. Garlic? Check. Rice? Check. Peas? Check. So, I held my breath and ordered. And then the lovely man (as I think of him now) brought me my food, and I fell in love. Even though the spices could not have been more alien, and even though I didn&#8217;t even like yogurt or cucumbers, and even though they had the nerve to serve me some non-starchy Vegetables, all the food felt instantly familiar and comforting.</p>
<p><a title="Mango Lassi Genoise 031 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6771657663/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7170/6771657663_2744c59c8e.jpg" alt="Mango Lassi Genoise 031" width="500" height="375" /></a>But the beverage.  The lassi. The <em>mango</em> lassi. This&#8211;this&#8230;elixir&#8230;transported me.  I had never had a mango. I didn&#8217;t like yogurt. But I could not get enough of that silky/creamy/just-sweet-enough lassi.  I mean to tell you that I plowed through the ludicrously overpriced (they always are, but I don&#8217;t even care) beverage/dessert/cure-all in about 3.7 seconds. I couldn&#8217;t help myself. I still can&#8217;t.  I order one. I drink it. It&#8217;s gone.  The stuff is like Nestle Quik&#8211;I can&#8217;t drink it slow cuz it&#8217;s Quik! (<a title="Nestle Quik commercial" href="http://youtu.be/p26ORXYBFxw" target="_blank">Doh-doh-dee-oh</a>)</p>
<p>Well, the other evening, I had a Thought. I thought that it would be Keen to make a mango lassi into a cake. I&#8217;ve made it into a panna cotta before (highly recommended) for my plated dessert final in culinary school, but I wanted some Cake. So I thunk and thunk about how to do it. First I considered just making a mango pound cake, but I wanted something a bit more special. Then I thought: chiffon cake! But decided against it.  I wanted the dessert to be very light in texture. And kinda fancy. Genoise? Perfect. Light and airy and able to hold some tasty syrup.</p>
<p><a title="more genoise 003 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6771651091/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7166/6771651091_6f7aa82008.jpg" alt="more genoise 003" width="500" height="375" /><span id="more-4381"></span></a>And then I had a Specific Thought regarding the yogurt portion of the activity. I thought that, if I strained the yogurt long enough that it might act like butter in a standard American buttercream.  (This turned out to NOT be the case, but how&#8217;s a girl to know if she doesn&#8217;t try)? So I started Playing.</p>
<p>Genoise&#8211;no problem. Mango curd&#8211;no problem (well, a little bit of a problem. I hadn&#8217;t added enough gelatin to let it set up the way I wanted, so I just took a couple of tablespoons of orange juice and bloomed a bit more gelatin, added a scoop of the runny curd and heated it all up together. Then, I whisked the gelatinized batch into the rest, et voila&#8211;she was perfect). Strained yogurt&#8211;no problem. Cardamom simple syrup&#8211;no problem (and miraculously fragrant and wonderful).</p>
<p>Assembly was simple, more or less. I cut the genoise layer in thirds, used 1/3 of my syrup to moisten the first layer, globbed on about 3/4-1 cup of mango curd, topped with another layer, then syrup, then more curd, then the last layer and syrup.  Since the curd would set softly like pudding, I decided to use some of it as the crumb coat.</p>
<p><a title="Filling and Crumb Coating 004 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6771586735/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7166/6771586735_c42c99b4ee.jpg" alt="Filling and Crumb Coating 004" width="500" height="375" /></a>Plus, it would add more mango flavor to the top and outside of the cake.  So far, so good. And then this morning: a Stumbling Block.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what happened when I decided to whip powdered sugar into reasonably fluffy yogurt/mango curd/honey: sweet soup.</p>
<p><a title="Mango Soup 003 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6772747857/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7143/6772747857_27c147c3cd.jpg" alt="Mango Soup 003" width="500" height="375" /></a>Sweet chalky soup.</p>
<p>Poo. Ever undaunted, I Rallied. How to thicken up the soup? Butter! So I ended up making a hybrid American/European&#8211;Ameripean? Ew.&#8211;buttercream.  I used 8 ounces of the soup, warmed it slightly, and then whisked in 8 oz of soft-but-cool butter until I had a beautiful, fluffy buttercream.</p>
<p><a title="Mango Lassi Genoise 014 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6771673313/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7021/6771673313_634a4eb006.jpg" alt="Mango Lassi Genoise 014" width="500" height="375" /></a>Hooray!</p>
<p>But <em>then</em>, I realized that there was no longer enough yogurt in the buttercream to make me feel lassi-ish, so I took the straight-up strained yogurt cheese, whisked in a bit of the mango soup, and used it to add a layer of yogurty goodness just on the top of the cake.</p>
<p><a title="Mango Lassi Genoise 011 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6771665757/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7025/6771665757_71a085baab.jpg" alt="Mango Lassi Genoise 011" width="500" height="375" /></a>I frosted the whole shebang and there it was. My cake. My cakish ode to the mango lassi.</p>
<p>And how was it? Light, creamy, flavorful, airy, not-too-rich, not-too-sweet. Pretty darned perfect, even with the mango soup detour.</p>
<p>I have a <em>bunch</em> of that mango soup left over. I will figure out what to do with it. Honest.  The cake, though, I know Exactly what I&#8217;m going to do with <em>that</em>.</p>
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<div class="ERSummary"><span class="summary">The genoise is <a href="http://www.pastrychefonline.com/Genoise.html"> Rose Levy Beranbaum&#8217;s Genoise Classique</a> with a couple of slight modifications. The curd is incredibly loosely adapted from <a href="http://smittenkitchen.com/2008/06/project-wedding-cake-mango-curd/"> Smitten Kitchen&#8217;s mango curd</a>. The rest, sweet chalky soup included, is all me! I am reporting exactly what I did and what I used, although I would do things differently next time. See the notes at the bottom of the recipe. To make the strained Greek yogurt, place 1 quart of Greek yogurt in a strainer lined with a damp coffee filter. Cover the top with plastic wrap and weigh place a weight on the top. I used a saucer with a couple of containers of leftovers on top. Strain for 24 hours. You&#8217;ll end up with something the consistency of the tub kind of cream cheese.</span></div>
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<li class="ERSeparator">For the Cake</li>
<li class="ingredient">1.25 ounces beurre noisette&#8211;If you click the link to the original recipe up there, you can find out how to make it.</li>
<li class="ingredient">7 ounces whole egg (about 4 eggs)</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/4 teaspoon salt</li>
<li class="ingredient">3.5 ounces Demerara sugar (you can certainly use regular white granulated, if you want)</li>
<li class="ingredient">1.75 ounces cake flour</li>
<li class="ingredient">1.75 ounces corn starch</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/4 teaspoon finely ground cardamom seeds</li>
<li class="ERSeparator">For the Soaking Syrup</li>
<li class="ingredient">4 ounces water</li>
<li class="ingredient">2 ounces Demerara sugar</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/4 teaspoon finely ground cardamom seeds</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 teaspoon vanilla</li>
<li class="ERSeparator">For the Mango curd</li>
<li class="ingredient">9 oz Odwalla Mango Tango Smoothie*</li>
<li class="ingredient">4 oz mango chunks (I thawed out some frozen)</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/4 cup + 1 Tablespoon Demerara sugar</li>
<li class="ingredient">very heavy pinch of salt, about 1/4 teaspoon or so</li>
<li class="ingredient">6 egg yolks</li>
<li class="ingredient">3 oz butter, cut into pieces</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 1/2 teaspoons gelatin</li>
<li class="ingredient">2 Tablespoons orange juice (or more Mango Tango if you didn&#8217;t go ahead and drink it all)</li>
<li class="ERSeparator">For the Rather Unfortunate Mango Soup</li>
<li class="ingredient">8 oz. strained Greek yogurt</li>
<li class="ingredient">4 oz. mango curd</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 Tablespoon honey</li>
<li class="ingredient">heavy pinch of salt</li>
<li class="ingredient">splash of vanilla</li>
<li class="ingredient">8 oz powdered sugar</li>
<li class="ERSeparator">For the Greek Yogurt Layer</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 1/2 cups strained Greek yogurt</li>
<li class="ingredient">enough mango soup to thin to spreading consistency, about 1/2 cup</li>
<li class="ERSeparator">For the Mango Buttercream</li>
<li class="ingredient">8 oz mango soup</li>
<li class="ingredient">8 oz softened butter, cut into 16 pieces</li>
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<li class="instruction">Preheat the oven to 350F.</li>
<li class="instruction">Spray an 8&#8243;x3&#8243; (or 9&#8243;X2&#8243;) pan with pan spray. Line the bottom with a parchment circle, and spray again. Set aside.</li>
<li class="instruction">Stir the ground cardamom into the hot beurre noisette and set aside.</li>
<li class="instruction">Put the eggs, sugar and salt in your mixing bowl and place over a pan of simmering water. Whisk constantly until the sugar dissolves and the egg mixture is warm, not hot, to the touch.</li>
<li class="instruction">Fit your mixer with the whisk attachment and beat the eggs on high speed for at least 5 minutes, although it will not hurt them to go for longer.</li>
<li class="instruction">Sift together the flour and corn starch.</li>
<li class="instruction">Once the eggs have whipped for at least 5 minutes, stir one cup of the batter into the warm butter/cardamom mixture. Pour this back into the mixing bowl with the rest of the batter, but pour it down the side of the bowl.</li>
<li class="instruction">Sift the flour/corn starch mixture over the top of the eggs.</li>
<li class="instruction">Fold the batter, butter-batter and flour mixture together gently but thoroughly.</li>
<li class="instruction">Pour/scrape into the prepared pan, smooth the top and immediately place in the oven.</li>
<li class="instruction">Bake until done, between 25-35 minutes. You will know it is done when the cake pulls away from the sides of the pan&#8211;no need to impale with a skewer.</li>
<li class="instruction">Remove cake from pan immediately, peel off the parchment and let cool, right side up on a rack, until room temperature.</li>
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<li class="instruction">Bring the water, sugar and cardamom seeds to a rolling boil, and let it boil for a few seconds.</li>
<li class="instruction">Remove from heat and cover until cool.</li>
<li class="instruction">Stir in the vanilla.</li>
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<li class="instruction">Put the butter pieces and the vanilla in a medium bowl. Set aside.</li>
<li class="instruction">In a small glass, bloom the gelatin in 2 tablespoons of MT or orange juice. Set aside.</li>
<li class="instruction">In a blender, combine the Mango Tango, mango chunks, sugar and salt. Blend until smooth.</li>
<li class="instruction">Scrape the mango mixture into a medium sauce pan and add the yolks.</li>
<li class="instruction">Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly. The mixture will bubble up and thin out a bit. Eventually it will start to steam and then thicken.</li>
<li class="instruction">Continue whisking madly until the foam you have whisked up subsides&#8211;about 170F, if you have a thermometer.</li>
<li class="instruction">Strain the mango mixture into the bowl with the butter and vanilla.</li>
<li class="instruction">Scrape the gelatin mixture into the bowl on top of the hot mango curd.</li>
<li class="instruction">Whisk everything together.</li>
<li class="instruction">Chill until very softly set.</li>
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<li class="instruction">In the bowl of your stand mixer, whisk together the strained yogurt, the mango curd, honey, salt and vanilla. Look dubious.</li>
<li class="instruction">Whisk in 8 oz of powdered sugar. Be sad. Then rally.</li>
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<li class="instruction">Heat 8 ounces of mango soup until just barely warmish.</li>
<li class="instruction">In your mixer fitted with the whip attachment, whip in the butter, a pat at a time, until you have a lovely, fluffy buttercream. Be happy.</li>
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<div class="ERSeparator">To Assemble This Guy (the rules are above in the post, as well)</div>
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<li class="instruction">Slice the top and bottom crusts off the genoise (the top crust will be thicker and easier to remove).</li>
<li class="instruction">Torte the genoise into three layers. Use a serrated knife for this. I tried with dental floss and it didn&#8217;t work&#8211;the genoise is just too boingy.</li>
<li class="instruction">Put a dab of mango curd on the center of your serving platter. and place the bottom thin layer of genoise on the platter.</li>
<li class="instruction">Brush with 1/3 of the cardamom syrup.</li>
<li class="instruction">Pile on about 1 cup or so of mango curd and spread almost to the edges.</li>
<li class="instruction">Add another genoise layer, another 1/3 of the syrup and another cup or so of mango curd. Spread almost to the edges.</li>
<li class="instruction">Top with the last layer of genoise and brush with the last 1/3 of the syrup.</li>
<li class="instruction">Spread a very thin layer of curd over the top and down the sides of the cake. This is the crumb coat and will keep your icing from getting crumby.</li>
<li class="instruction">Refrigerate until set, covered with plastic wrap.</li>
<li class="instruction">Peel off the plastic wrap and spread a 1/4&#8243; layer of Greek Yogurt/mango soup just on the top of the cake. Spread smoothly.</li>
<li class="instruction">Ice the top and sides of the cake with the mango buttercream.</li>
<li class="instruction">This will taste better the next day. But you can go ahead and have a piece. You&#8217;ve earned it.</li>
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<p>*I was going to use mango nectar, but the ingredient list showed HFCS. I didn&#8217;t want to use just straight mango because of possible stringiness. So, Odwalla it was.<br />
I made the cake layers, syrup and curd on one day. I also assembled him through the coating-with-curd stage. I made the yogurt layer and buttercream and finshed the cake on the next day.<br />
If I make something similar again, I will add some extra sugar to the mango curd that will go in the frosting&#8211;heating it up carefully while whisking madly so the sugar dissolves. Once it was just barely warm, I&#8217;d whip in the butter. No mango soup needed. My gut says about 8 ounces of curd and 8 ounces of butter. The yolk in the curd should be sufficient to help hold the emulsion.</p>
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<p>Wow, that was a long one! But very doable. Honest. Or just make the curd by itself. It is very, very good.  And the cardamom syrup was quite a surprise. I had no idea it would be as lovely as it was.  So, make the Whole Deal, or just pick and choose the components you think sound good. Regardless, enjoy, and have a lovely day.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pin itThe Beloved was feeling cookie-ish on Sunday, so I told him I&#8217;d Come Up With Something on Monday for him to munch on throughout the week. Because I am an Awesome wife. Also, I enjoy cookies. I love it &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://pastrychefonline.com/blog/2012/01/24/introducing-the-mighty-rhino/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="pin-it-button-wrapper"><a href="javascript:exec_pinmarklet();" id="PinItButton" title="Pin it on Pinterest">Pin it</a></div><div class="hrecipe"><span class="published"><span class="value-title" title="2012-01-24"></span></span><a title="More Mighty Rhinos 013 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6755005653/"><img class="photo aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7165/6755005653_aaa5d7476d.jpg" alt="More Mighty Rhinos 013" width="500" height="375" /></a>The Beloved was feeling cookie-ish on Sunday, so I told him I&#8217;d Come Up With Something on Monday for him to munch on throughout the week. Because I am an Awesome wife. Also, I enjoy cookies. I love it when my self-interest dovetails with my being a Devoted Spouse.</p>
<p>Y&#8217;all know I don&#8217;t really like to go out and buy a couple of ingredients to make a particular recipe. I&#8217;d much rather root around in the cabinets and See what there is to See.  And this is what I found.</p>
<p><a title="ingredients 002 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6755046263/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7024/6755046263_da5d8113a6.jpg" alt="ingredients 002" width="500" height="375" /></a>I mean, aside from staples like milk, eggs, sugar and flour. So, I set out to create a cookie containing as many of my Finds as possible.</p>
<p>Rather than testing and testing a base recipe, I needed one that already worked. Preferably one containing a bunch of the ingredients I had on hand.  I found it in this recipe for <a title="Maple Nut Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies" href="http://www.bakespace.com/recipes/detail/Maple-Nut-Oatmeal-Chocolate-Chip-Cookies-/11659/" target="_blank">Maple Nut Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies</a> by the Culinary Alchemist. Incidentally, he also has a blog called <a title="Corningware411" href="http://corningware411.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">&#8220;Corningware411</a>, A retrospective on Corning&#8217;s space-age material, Pyro-Ceramic cookware.&#8221; How completely awesome is that for a niche blog?!  He&#8217;s Also a <a title="Culinary Alchemist on Bakespace" href="http://www.bakespace.com/members/mentors/profile/culinaryalchemist/11232/" target="_blank">mentor on Bakespace.com</a>.  I didn&#8217;t know all these things about him until I started writing this post, and now all of us know.</p>
<p><a title="More Mighty Rhinos 003 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6754995553/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7030/6754995553_12f521016a.jpg" alt="More Mighty Rhinos 003" width="500" height="375" /></a>Anyway, I took CA&#8217;s keen recipe and smashed it, bashed it and added items to it until it was almost unrecognizable. And full of chocolate, cashews and pretzel pieces. The poor dear was positively Straining it was so full of Items. So I made the cookies Huge.</p>
<p><a title="Mighty Rhinos 001 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6754964971/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7014/6754964971_7a0830ec6e.jpg" alt="Mighty Rhinos 001" width="500" height="375" /></a> My recipe made 16 huge cookies. If you want twice as many cookies, make them half as big as I did.</p>
<p>&#8220;But Jen, why ever did you call them Mighty Rhinos?&#8221; you may ask.  A <a title="Pastry Chef Online facebook fan page" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pastry-Chef-Online/164896383535817" target="_blank">facebook</a> fan came up with the name after I asked for suggestions. Other suggestions considered and set aside after the Awesomeness of the Mighty Rhino included:</p>
<ul>
<li>Kit and Caboodles</li>
<li>Wake Up and Smell &#8216;Em Cookies</li>
<li>Garbage Cookies</li>
<li>Humdingers</li>
<li>Hodge Podge Cookies</li>
</ul>
<p>and</p>
<ul>
<li>Crack</li>
</ul>
<p>They <em>are</em> pretty delicious. Mix in whatever you want: M&amp;Ms, chocolate or peanut butter chips, nuts, raisins, etc.</p>
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<div class="ERHead">Prep time: <span class="preptime">20 mins<span class="value-title" title="PT20M"> </span></span>
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<li class="ingredient">4.5 oz all purpose flour</li>
<li class="ingredient">.75 oz best quality cocoa powder, preferably Dutch process</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 cup rolled or steel cut oats, whirred to dust in a food processor or blender</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/2 teaspoon baking powder</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/2 teaspoon baking soda</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 teaspoon espresso powder</li>
<li class="ingredient">8 oz unsalted butter, slightly softened</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/2 cup packed dark brown sugar</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/2 cup granulated sugar</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/2 teaspoon fine sea salt, very gently rounded</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/2 teaspoon vanilla</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/4 cup Grade B maple syrup</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 large egg</li>
<li class="ingredient">large handful coarsely chopped cashews</li>
<li class="ingredient">large handful broken salted pretzels</li>
<li class="ingredient">3 oz bittersweet chocolate, cut into mix-in sized pieces</li>
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<li class="instruction">Whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, oats, baking powder, baking soda and espresso powder. Set aside.</li>
<li class="instruction">Cream together the butter, brown sugar, sugar and sea salt until smooth&#8211;no light and fluffy here, folks.</li>
<li class="instruction">Cream in the vanilla and maple syrup and mix until smooth.</li>
<li class="instruction">Add the egg and mix until smooth.</li>
<li class="instruction">On low speed, mix in the reserved flour mixture.</li>
<li class="instruction">With clean hands, mix in your mix-ins. You can use a spatula if you prefer, but the dough is heavy and sticky.</li>
<li class="instruction">Optional Step: Cover dough and refrigerate for at least 4 hours and up to 24 hours. This allows the dough to &#8220;ripen&#8221; and the flavors to marry. It&#8217;s not necessary, but it does make the cookies taste great.</li>
<li class="instruction">Portion onto Silpat- or parchment-lined baking sheets.</li>
<li class="instruction">Flatten each cookie slightly, and bake for 8 minutes, then rotate the pans on the racks. Bake for another 7-8 minutes until well-spread and firm on the edges.</li>
<li class="instruction">Take the cookies out of the oven and let firm up on the sheets for 2-3 minutes before transferring to racks to cool completely.</li>
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<p>I chopped the chocolate with a serrated knife. This gave me larger chunks and a bunch of chocolate dust, all of which I put in the dough. The dust melts into the dough and the chunks act like chips. I highly recommend this.<br />
Dip your cookie disher in water between scoops. The dough is a bit sticky, and the water helps keep it from sticking in the disher.<br />
If you use rolled oats, whirring them to dust isn&#8217;t really necessary. I did it to mine because all I had was steel cut oats. But, if you&#8217;ve never added oatmeal dust to your cookies, you really should try it&#8211;it is delightful. Leave half of the oats whole and whir the other half and experience the magic for yourself.<br />
Baking time is approximate, depending on your oven and how large you make your cookies. Mine baked for about 18 minutes. Smaller cookies may be done in as few as 10 minutes, so keep an eye on them.</p>
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		<title>Sunday Suppers (Monday Edition): Chicken Soup with Kale</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pin itEven reconstituted, the soup still turns to Jell-o in the fridge. Nice! I made some stock the other day. A ton of it.  Probably close to three gallons.  We just recently have been getting rid of our plastic kitchen &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://pastrychefonline.com/blog/2012/01/23/chicken-soup-with-kale/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="pin-it-button-wrapper"><a href="javascript:exec_pinmarklet();" id="PinItButton" title="Pin it on Pinterest">Pin it</a></div><h6 style="text-align: center;"><a title="soup! 004 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6749995923/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7141/6749995923_d8833b9da9.jpg" alt="soup! 004" width="500" height="375" /></a><em>Even reconstituted, the soup still turns to Jell-o in the fridge. Nice!</em></h6>
<p>I made some stock the other day. A ton of it.  Probably close to three gallons.  We just recently have been getting rid of our plastic kitchen storage in favor of glass, and I just don&#8217;t have enough of the glass containers lying around to just breezily relegate 4-5 of them to the freezer for the next few weeks. So, I did something that I had never thought to do before with stock, although I should have. Duh. I reduced it.  There wasn&#8217;t anything in the stock that would get bitter with boiling, so after straining it, I just let it boil. And boil. Until it had reduced by about 2/3, leaving me with a gallon of ridiculously gelatin-rich stock. And a rain cloud in my kitchen.</p>
<p>After cooling the stock pretty quickly, I chilled it in two&#8211;only two!&#8211;glass containers until it set up like Jell-o. <a title="reduced stock 002 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6749988891/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7014/6749988891_0ce5d1919b.jpg" alt="reduced stock 002" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"><em>See&#8211;I&#8217;m not even kidding! Jell-o.</em></h6>
<p>And then I scooped it into cupcake papers and froze it.  I ended up with 30 frozen stockcakes, each ready to be reconstituted at 1:3, and they all live happily in the freezer in two gallon-sized zipper bags.</p>
<p>The Beloved brewed in Charlotte this weekend, so I thought it would be Kind of me to make him some dinner last evening, so I broke out 5-6 stockcakes and used them, along with some organic chicken breasts, kale and Other Vegetables, to make a Very Lovely and Filling Soup.</p>
<p>I hesitate to write this as a recipe, because making stock and making soup are really just techniques.</p>
<p><strong>Stock:</strong></p>
<ol>
<li>Put a bunch of meaty bones in a pot.</li>
<li>Add some aromatics and some acid.</li>
<li>Cover with cold water.</li>
<li>Slowly bring to a low simmer and walk away for several hours.</li>
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<p><strong>Soup:</strong></p>
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<li>Put what you like and what seems to go well together in a pot.</li>
<li>Add stock and/or water and/or wine and/or Some Other Liquid.</li>
<li>Season to taste.</li>
<li>Simmer everything together for awhile.</li>
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<p>See? Told ya.  So, I&#8217;m not going to turn it into a Recipe.  I&#8217;ll just show you what I put in mine. Oh, I just remembered! As a bonus:<span id="more-4370"></span></p>
<p><strong>How to Make Perfectly Cooked Chicken for Soup</strong></p>
<p>Poaching low-fat meats is a Dicey Proposition.  If you let it simmer at too high a temperature or wander off and forget, you will end up with rubbery Meat Pucks.  I thunk and thunk about how to get around this, because I was in the middle of reading a Very Good Book and didn&#8217;t want to have to hang around and babysit chicken.  And then I thought, &#8220;Hey lady! Why don&#8217;t you just do it like you make hard-boiled eggs?&#8221; So that&#8217;s what I did, and you can too.</p>
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<li>Put boneless, skinless chicken breasts in your Liquids/Seasonings of Choice.</li>
<li>Bring to a boil and let boil about one minute.</li>
<li>Turn off the heat, slide the pan to a cool burner, and set a timer for 15 minutes.</li>
<li>When the timer goes off, your chicken will be perfectly cooked.</li>
</ol>
<p>This is the chicken to make if you want to make chicken salad. Or chicken soup, for that matter.  Cool, huh?</p>
<p>Okay, back to the stock and the soup.</p>
<p><strong>What I Put in the Stock (using what was in my freezer)<br />
</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>three chicken carcasses, or parts thereof</li>
<li>small handful of peppercorns</li>
<li>2&#8243; piece of gingers, scored</li>
<li>2 stalks lemongrass, pounded</li>
<li>1 large onion, skin on, quartered</li>
<li>3 medium carrots, scrubbed and broken in half</li>
<li>2 large ribs of celery, scrubbed and broken in half</li>
<li>4 cloves garlic, peeled</li>
<li>3 tablespoons apple cider vinegar</li>
<li>cold, filtered water to cover</li>
</ul>
<p>I let this simmer for about 8 hours, then I strained it, skimmed off a lot of the fat and boiled it at a full rolling boil until reduced by about 2/3. You can reduce it as much as you want. Or as little as you want, for that matter.  Chill quickly (I put the stock pot in the sink filled with ice and some water and stir off and on until warm) and then either ladle into cupcake papers or other small vessels for freezing or just pour into containers.  Either way, chill in the freezer first before freezing so your freezer doesn&#8217;t have to work so hard.<a title="reduced stock 003 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6749992015/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7173/6749992015_16985bf138.jpg" alt="reduced stock 003" width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"><em>Stockcakes. Very handy.</em></h6>
<p><strong>What I Put in the Soup</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>6 stockcakes</li>
<li>4 cups of filtered water</li>
<li>1/2 onion, diced</li>
<li>1 rib celery, diced</li>
<li>2 medium carrots, diced</li>
<li>2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, poached</li>
<li>salt and pepper, to taste</li>
<li>Fennel Citrus Sea Salt, to taste</li>
<li>Champagne vinegar, to taste</li>
<li>fish sauce, to taste (it is The Best in chicken soup. Honest).</li>
<li>3 red potatoes, peeled and diced</li>
<li>3 big leaves of kale, washed and torn, large center rib composted</li>
<li>1/2 bag frozen mixed vegetables&#8211;mine contained zucchini, yellow squash, carrots, green beans and peppers</li>
</ul>
<p>This was a very easy soup to make. I didn&#8217;t do any fancy sauteing steps or anything. Once I poached the chicken and set it aside, I just added the vegetables to the stock/water mixture in the order from longest-to-cook to shortest-to-cook, although I put the onions, celery and carrots in at the beginning to add more flavor and sweetness to the soup.</p>
<p>When it came time to add the other vegetables, the kale went in first, followed by the potatoes, and the frozen veggies.  The kale cooked for about 20 minutes, the potatoes for about 15 and the frozen vegetables for about 7.  I added the chicken back in for the last minute or so of cooking, just to heat through.</p>
<p>And there you have it. Three Un-Recipes from me to you.  Enjoy, and don&#8217;t for one minute think that you can&#8217;t add pasta to your soup. Or beans. Or lentils. Or barley.  Make it with what you like, and have a lovely day.</p>
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		<title>The Food52 Cookbook: The Regifting</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pin itA couple of weeks ago, I won a copy of The Food52 Cookbook through a giveaway hosted by Heather, @FarmgirlGourmet. (Thank you, Heather)!! Last Friday, it came in the mail, and The Beloved and I spent portions of the &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://pastrychefonline.com/blog/2012/01/18/the-food52-cookbook-the-regifting/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>A couple of weeks ago, I won a copy of <a title="The Food52 Cookbook" href="http://food52.com/blog/2637_the_food52_cookbook_is_here" target="_blank">The Food52 Cookbook</a> through a giveaway hosted by Heather, <a title="Farmgirl Gourmet on twitter" href="http://twitter.com/!/FarmgirlGourmet" target="_blank">@FarmgirlGourmet</a>. (Thank you, Heather)!! Last Friday, it came in the mail, and The Beloved and I spent portions of the weekend Perusing its Pages and curating a short list of 21 recipes that we found particularly inspiring and delicious-sounding.  Not to say that all 140 recipes aren&#8217;t great&#8211;they all seem to be. For some, though, I didn&#8217;t need more than the name of the recipe. From the name, I can put together something Extremely Yummy without having to look at the specific ingredient list. You know the kind of recipe I mean&#8211;the ones whose titles are a description of the dish itself: White Fish en Papillote with Citrus on a Bed of Asparagus and Mint Risotto. (No, this is not a recipe in the book, but it could be).</p>
<p>There were a couple of recipes&#8211;just a couple&#8211;that the winner for that week submitted without ever having tried. I think that is cheating, although the recipes won and obviously deserved to be in the book. But still, I think you should have actually made&#8211;or at least tasted&#8211;your submission. But then again, I wasn&#8217;t an editor and I didn&#8217;t make the rules.</p>
<p>At any rate, we have <em>our</em> short list, and now it is time to pass on the book. I hope that the winner curates their own short list and then passes the book along to inspire someone else, but I shan&#8217;t hold the winner to that. Besides, this book really is a keeper. The pictures are lovely&#8211;I like the Artful presentation of the ingredients for each dish&#8211;and the words are nice, too, with a little about each cook and maybe a short back story on the dish as well as Food52 community members&#8217; feedback on the recipes.  The folks who submitted are all passionate cooks, and it certainly shows in their work.  I really have been inspired, and this year I will be doing a series of posts based upon our Short List of Yum. But you don&#8217;t want to hear about that right now. You want to know how to win this copy for yourself.<span id="more-4357"></span></p>
<p>Since all the recipes in The Food52 Cookbook are shared by home cooks&#8211;and there wouldn&#8217;t be a Food52 Cookbook at all if nobody was a share-er&#8211;<strong>for a chance to win, simply share a recipe with me <a title="Share to Win" href="https://www.facebook.com/notes/pastry-chef-online/share-your-recipe-for-a-chance-to-win-a-copy-of-the-food52-cookbook/362862577072529" target="_blank">here</a> on my facebook page.</strong> If you&#8217;re not on facebook, please <em>share your recipe in the comments section of this post.</em>  I&#8217;ll choose a random winner on Friday, January 27, 2012 at noon EST.</p>
<p>Looking forward to seeing all of your amazing recipes. Who knows, maybe I&#8217;ll put together our own community cookbook!  And remember, those of you who are squidgy about sharing recipes, if nobody wanted to share, there wouldn&#8217;t be so many wonderful cookbooks out there, not to mention magazines, blogs, websites, etc. So don&#8217;t be shy; share for a chance to win The Food52 Cookbook!</p>
<p><em>**Unfortunately <strong>this contest is limited to folks who live in the US</strong> since I shall be paying shipping and I am not, contrary to popular belief and my fervent hope, made of money.  Also, please note this is not a brand new copy, as I have perused the book and will be passing it along to the winner. It is in like-new condition however.<br />
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		<title>On Cooking without Eating. And Some Potato Soup.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pin itHere it is, Day 8 of 10 of The Master Cleanse. I have swallowed no solid food since Thursday evening, January 5. When I started this whole thing, it was an impulsive move. I had been reading about it &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://pastrychefonline.com/blog/2012/01/13/on-cooking-without-eating-and-some-potato-soup/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="pin-it-button-wrapper"><a href="javascript:exec_pinmarklet();" id="PinItButton" title="Pin it on Pinterest">Pin it</a></div><div class="hrecipe"><span class="published"><span class="value-title" title="2012-01-13"></span></span><a title="potato soup 007 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6690449205/"><img class="photo aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7018/6690449205_e4666275c6.jpg" alt="potato soup 007" width="500" height="375" /></a>Here it is, Day 8 of 10 of The Master Cleanse. I have swallowed no solid food since Thursday evening, January 5. When I started this whole thing, it was an impulsive move. I had been reading about it and Pondering the idea of it and researching it, and then I just said, &#8220;What the hell, I have all the stuff I need here.&#8221; And I was drinking lemonade the next morning, staring ahead at ten long and unpleasant days.</p>
<p>But you know what? They haven&#8217;t been unpleasant at all, actually. Except for that <a title="Salt Water Flush" href="http://www.juicingforweightloss.com/weight-loss/the-salt-water-flush" target="_blank">salt water flush</a>. Dear lord, that sucks. Yeah, I&#8217;ve had a couple of low energy days. I&#8217;ve had some headaches, the odd breakout or three, some aches and pains. And I have been more than a little Snippy. But I figure it&#8217;s what has to happen to truly detox after years of eating pretty much whatever the hell I wanted. Plus green smoothies.  And I actually credit those with minimizing the detox symptoms.</p>
<p>Last Friday morning, I Informed The Beloved that I would not be cooking for him&#8211;or anyone&#8211;for the duration of the cleanse and he&#8217;d best remember how to make some ramen. Except for I said it sweetly. Sort of.  And he, being supportive, completely understood and looked at me, worriedly and with Furrowed Brow, and asked, &#8220;Do you want me to do this with you?&#8221; Sweet, right? And I said, &#8220;No, sweetie. You have to work. I don&#8217;t think they&#8217;ll let you work in the bathroom.&#8221; He agreed. So, I fully intended to sit around, drink my lemonade and pound down my water, read, do some work, but stay Far Away from Food until Monday, January 16.</p>
<p>Guess what happened? I couldn&#8217;t.  I couldn&#8217;t stay away. First, there was <a title="Citrus-Fennel Pollen Roast Chicken" href="http://pastrychefonline.com/blog/?p=4337" target="_blank">that chicken that had been defrosting</a> that I needed to do something with. Then, there were the leftovers to deal with. And then last night I decided to make some cream of potato soup. Why? Because we had potatoes, and they needed to be used.<span id="more-4348"></span></p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what I have realized. I really do cook out of love. Sure, I cook because I enjoy it, and I cook when I&#8217;m hungry. And I cook because I need Stuff to Blog About. But I had planned on just answering questions this week so I wouldn&#8217;t have to talk about food.  And I knew that The Beloved would be completely fine cooking for himself. But cooking is one of the ways I show him that I love him.</p>
<p>Inside my soul lives a diminutive be-pearled June Cleaver who finds great satisfaction in feeding Ward a Square Meal when he gets home after a hard day at the office. And satisfaction in watching him enjoy it. And knowing that something I did made him feel that way.  More than just a gobble-it-down-go-watch-the-game food-as-fuel. No, it&#8217;s a savor-it-tell-me-how-good-it-is food-as-love. And as much as Emeril sometimes gives me a headache, he is so right. Food of love. Food as love. Food is love. Call it what you will, but never has it been more clear to me that it is a driving factor behind my cooking as it has been since I&#8217;ve not been able to eat it.</p>
<p>It becomes a ritual offering rather than a meal. I offer what I&#8217;ve made to my Beloved, and I enjoy him enjoying it. It&#8217;s spiritual, in a way. I&#8217;m fasting, yet I am cooking to sustain him. To nourish him. To show him I love him.</p>
<p>I never felt this way at the restaurant, when I routinely made breads and desserts without eating them. I tasted all along, made sure they were up to my standards, and out the pass they went.  But as much as I enjoyed being a &#8220;professional,&#8221; I was never connected to the guests. I didn&#8217;t love them.  I was glad they were there, because if they hadn&#8217;t come in I wouldn&#8217;t have a job, but I didn&#8217;t feel a personal connection. A desire to feed their souls.  Some people have it, and I am more than happy to let them do the restaurant work.</p>
<p>I now know that, in order for me to be fully engaged in the cooking and baking process, I really have to give a shit about those I&#8217;m cooking for.  I have to want to see their faces light up. Watch them lick their lips and fingers with pleasure.  Have them close their eyes in bliss when they taste a smooth, creamy potato soup.  In order to do that at a restaurant, I&#8217;d have to meet and actually like all the diners. Right. No, while I am grateful for the experience, restaurant work is no longer for me.</p>
<p>This is what I&#8217;ve learned from The Master Cleanse. I am a home cook and baker. I cook for those I love. I cook because I love. Even when I can&#8217;t eat it myself.</p>
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<li class="ingredient">1 Tablespoon unsalted butter</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/2 red onion, rough chopped</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 rib celery, with leaves, chopped</li>
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<li class="ingredient">kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste</li>
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<li class="ingredient">2 1/2-3 cups chicken stock</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/2 cup heavy cream</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/4-1/3 cup curry sauce (I used Kerala Curry&#8217;s Kera Curry Sauce)</li>
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<p>I garnished this with leftover curried chicken and vegetables. Here, garnish is used more in the French style&#8211;not just a sprig of parsley, but a part of the dish that accompanies the main, so I probably used a good 1/2-3/4 cup of heated leftover curry.<br />
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		<title>Finding The Balance for The Balanced Pastry Chef</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pin itClick the picture for attribution.  Thanks, DigitalNative for the fantastic photo. You may or may not have noticed that I changed the name of my blog from Pastry Methods and Techniques to The Balanced Pastry Chef. I changed the &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://pastrychefonline.com/blog/2012/01/10/finding-the-balance/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">You may or may not have noticed that I changed the name of my blog from Pastry Methods and Techniques to The Balanced Pastry Chef. I changed the name after really coming to understand on a deep personal level that food can heal, and food can kill. Not like the Deadly Oleander&#8211;suddenly and with sharp stomach pains&#8211;but slowly and insidiously.  And advertisers keep wanting us to buy Killer Food. Dead food.</p>
<p>I really don&#8217;t want to sound all scarily heavy and Depressing, but I think there are still people out there who think that, if it&#8217;s sold in a grocery store as food, then it must be okay to eat.  And that&#8217;s just not true. The more overly processed the food is, the more I feel the need to enclose the word in quotation marks, thusly: &#8220;food.&#8221;</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s where the balance comes in. Because y&#8217;all know I&#8217;m a Fan of sugary goodness, of gooeyness, of deep, dark, chocolatey love, of caramel. Mmmm&#8230;..caramel&#8230;.<span id="more-4344"></span></p>
<p>I have also been known to eat an entire bag of <a title="Cheez Doodles" href="http://cheezdoodles.com/" target="_blank">Cheez Doodles</a> on a road trip. Not even a long road trip. And a big bag.  <a title="YooHoo website" href="http://www.drinkyoo-hoo.com/" target="_blank">YooHoo</a> is my favorite road trip beverage.  <a title="Oreos" href="http://www.nabiscoworld.com/oreo/" target="_blank">Oreos</a> delight me.  I used to unroll <a title="Swiss Cake Rolls" href="http://www.littledebbie.com/products/swisscake.asp" target="_blank">Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls</a> and lick out the filling (notice the past tense there. I recently realized that they taste like chemicals. Go figure).  No matter how large the container of ice cream, it contains one serving.  I cannot shove <a title="Cool Ranch Doritos" href="http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/doritos-cool-ranch-chips.html" target="_blank">Cool Ranch Doritos</a> into my face quickly enough.</p>
<p>Because I am aware of my &#8220;food&#8221; weaknesses, I stay away from them for the most part.  I haven&#8217;t had a Cheez Doodle/YooHoo binge in well over a year.  I haven&#8217;t eaten Oreos in at least that long.  I never buy Little Debbies anymore. Ever.  Cool Ranch Doritos? A misty memory from 2010, probably. And ice cream? Well, I try to only buy some once every couple of months.</p>
<p>I could go on and on about why these processed foods are Bad for us, but there are plenty of people who do it better than me, and with stuff like Research to back them up.  I&#8217;ve read some of the research, but for me, all that boxed, packaged food just feels intuitively Wrong.  And I trust my intuition. And the research. For now, I&#8217;ll leave this alone and move on.</p>
<p>Around the time I changed my name to BPC, The Beloved and I started drinking green smoothies.  Tasty and nutritious.  Also, cottage cheese and flax oil smoothies (which are delightful, by the way) to get good fats into our cells.  And we&#8217;re eating a ton more vegetables in stir fries and just as Side Dishes. And these are all good things, things that I think balance out my ooey-gooey, chocolately, bready, ice creamy, caramely indulgences.</p>
<p>These are all good things, and both of us are feeling happier and healthier in general.  But, especially after the holidays, I felt that I really needed to do something a bit Radical. To wipe my digestive slate clean and start off fresh.  I&#8217;d been reading about <a title="The Master Cleanse website" href="http://themastercleanse.org/" target="_blank">The Master Cleanse</a> off and on for a few months now. I sheepishly must admit that the first time I ever heard of it, it was from <a title="Demi Moore on twitter" href="https://twitter.com/#!/mrskutcher" target="_blank">@mrskutcher</a>. I don&#8217;t even really know how it happened, but at least it was on my radar. Thanks for that, Demi.</p>
<p>Since I&#8217;m more than a tad OCD, I read everything I could get my mouse on about The Master Cleanse, and it appears to Do Things that I have previously decided were important, like alkalizing and balancing and detoxing and cleansing and a bunch of other benefits that just seem, well, beneficial.</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;m doing that now. Even as I type, I am five days into a ten day cleanse, and all is going well.  And when I&#8217;m finished with the cleanse, when my Innerds are Tabula Rasa, I will slowly start to reintroduce healthy foods, and I will also welcome the more-frequent-than-occasional indulgence, and I&#8217;ll share them all with you. The healthy and the Not So Healthy. But never the Dead. (I&#8217;ll keep that to myself).</p>
<p>I wish for you all not only health and happiness, but enough dessert to keep you that way. Because it really is all about the balance.</p>
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		<title>Sunday Suppers: Citrus-Fennel Pollen Roasted Chicken</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="pin-it-button-wrapper"><a href="javascript:exec_pinmarklet();" id="PinItButton" title="Pin it on Pinterest">Pin it</a></div><div class="hrecipe"><span class="published"><span class="value-title" title="2012-01-08"></span></span><a title="Citrus Fennel Pollen Roast Chicken by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6662048067/"><img class="photo aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7032/6662048067_ab4e4eba00.jpg" alt="Citrus Fennel Pollen Roast Chicken" width="500" height="375" /></a>Friends, it is a sad, sad day when I have to report that I roasted a beautiful chicken in a cast iron skillet and then didn&#8217;t get to eat any of it. Not even a taste. You see, I am doing the <a title="The Master Cleanse website" href="http://themastercleanse.org" target="_blank">Master Cleanse</a> right now, and that means No Food crosses these lips.  I do, however, get to drink a lot of lemonade made with Organic Grade B maple syrup, organic lemons and pure water. And cayenne pepper.  I also get to do some other stuff which I&#8217;d rather not discuss right now, but which I am sure will make my insides Bright and Shiny.</p>
<p>Since as you all well know, I am not a planner, I literally just jumped into the cleanse without considering all the Awesome Food that&#8217;s in the house right now. In Retrospect, we should&#8217;ve eaten down the fridge a bit, but I didn&#8217;t want The Beloved to feel deprived. So here we are. And there we were with a chicken that&#8217;d been thawing for a couple of days in the bottom of the fridge.  And then there I was, Lemonade Girl, realizing that I had Best cook that guy.  And that&#8217;s how I got to watch as The Beloved ate all sorts of yumminess. He said it was every bit as good as I had expected it would be. So, yay. I guess.  But still.</p>
<p>As excited about the chicken as I was&#8211;roast him in cast iron atop a Bed of Aromatics with another cast iron pan on top of him for crispy skin&#8211;I was even more excited about the Side Dish.  Very toasty Israeli couscous cooked in the pan drippings.  I mean, doesn&#8217;t that sound great?  Onions, celery, carrots, lemon slices, salt, pepper and <a title="Citrus Fennel Sea Salt from Pollen Ranch" href="http://www.pollenranch.com/seasoning-salts.html?page=shop.product_details&amp;flypage=flypage.tpl&amp;product_id=43&amp;category_id=75" target="_blank">Citrus Fennel Sea Salt</a>, not to mention the happy chicken drippings, all forming a luscious, thickish broth to plump up and cook my toasty couscous. Yes.</p>
<p>So, here&#8217;s what happened. Mostly The Beloved cooked while I directed. He was In Charge of cutting up all the vegetables and lemons and spatchcocking the chicken.  I was In Charge of seasonings and couscous cooking. I was very well behaved and didn&#8217;t taste anything, which is a completely Alien concept for me. I did have The Beloved taste everything for seasoning, though, and since we were cooking for him, it all Worked Out.</p>
<p>It smelled great. And The Beloved was happy. But I can tell you, I will definitely be recreating this meal when I am once again allowed to chew, swallow and digest.  Hopefully you&#8217;ll try it, too.  And it&#8217;s honestly not so much about the spices or the veggies you choose as it is about the cooking method.  Do use cast iron if you have it. If you only have one cast iron pan, you can use another heavy pan on top of the bird or even a couple of bricks wrapped in foil. That&#8217;s a real thing, by the way&#8211;<a title="Recipes for Chicken Under a Brick" href="https://www.google.com/search?q=chicken+under+a+brick&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;aq=t&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;client=firefox-a" target="_blank">Chicken Under a Brick</a>.</p>
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<div class="ERHead">Prep time: <span class="preptime">20 mins<span class="value-title" title="PT20M"> </span></span>
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<div class="ERHead">Cook time: <span class="cooktime">40 mins<span class="value-title" title="PT40M"> </span></span>
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<div class="ERHead">Total time: <span class="duration">1 hour<span class="value-title" title="PT1H"> </span></span>
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<div class="ERHead">Serves: <span class="yield">4</span>
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<div class="ERSummary"><span class="summary">Very yummy, and even doable on a weeknight. The chicken will take about 40-45 minutes to roast at 375. Cook in a hotter oven and you&#8217;ll probably be out of the oven in about 30-35 minutes.</span></div>
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<li class="ingredient">2 stalks celery, roughly chopped</li>
<li class="ingredient">2 scrubbed carrots, roughly chopped</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 medium onion, diced</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 lemon, sliced</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 lovely chicken, about 4 pounds</li>
<li class="ingredient">olive oil for rubbing</li>
<li class="ingredient">kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, to taste</li>
<li class="ingredient">Citrus Fennel Sea Salt (or your favorite accent flavorings)</li>
<li class="ERSeparator">For the Couscous</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 Tablespoon each olive oil and butter</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 cup Israeli couscous</li>
<li class="ingredient">juices from the roasted chicken and vegetables plus enough broth stock or water to equal about 1 cup of liquid</li>
<li class="ingredient">salt and pepper, if necessary</li>
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<li class="instruction">Preheat your oven and a 10&#8243; cast iron skillet to 375-425F (your choice. Honest).</li>
<li class="instruction">Wash and dry the chicken well.</li>
<li class="instruction">With kitchen shears, cut down either side of the backbone. Save it for stock.</li>
<li class="instruction">Turn the chicken skin side up on a cutting board and press down firmly to flatten him out. You will hear some cracking sounds. Try not to think about it.</li>
<li class="instruction">Rub a bit of olive oil evenly on both sides of the chicken.</li>
<li class="instruction">Lightly salt and pepper both sides. Set the chicken aside.</li>
<li class="instruction">Evenly distribute the onions, carrots, celery and lemons in a 12&#8243; cast iron skillet.</li>
<li class="instruction">Sprinkle the vegetables with a bit of kosher salt and pepper. Sprinkle on about a teaspoon of the Citrus Fennel Sea Salt (or whatever you&#8217;re using).</li>
<li class="instruction">Place the chicken, skin side up, in the skillet. Season with another teaspoon or so of the Citrus Fennel Sea Salt.</li>
<li class="instruction">Put the chicken in the oven on the center rack. Roast for 15-20 minutes.</li>
<li class="instruction">Open the oven and put the 10&#8243; skillet (or your bricks) on top of the chicken and press down lightly.</li>
<li class="instruction">Continue to roast until the breast meat reads about 155F and the thigh meat reads 175F, another 15-25 minutes, depending on your oven temperature and the size of your bird.</li>
<li class="instruction">Remove from oven and carefully move the chicken to a warmed platter. Cover with foil and let rest while you&#8217;re cooking the couscous.</li>
<li class="instruction">Pour out the pan drippings through a strainer and reserve for the couscous.</li>
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<li class="instruction">Taste the liquid and add a pinch of salt if necessary (ours didn&#8217;t need it because we did not have to dilute our drippings)</li>
<li class="instruction">Heat a medium saucepan over medium heat until hot.</li>
<li class="instruction">Add the butter and oil.</li>
<li class="instruction">After the foam subsides, pour in the couscous.</li>
<li class="instruction">Stir to coat the couscous and let toast until a lovely, toasty color.</li>
<li class="instruction">Pour in the cup of liquid. Stir and cover.</li>
<li class="instruction">Reduce heat to medium-low and let simmer until done, about 10 minutes for the brand we used. Check your package directions.</li>
<li class="instruction">Serve with your beautiful chicken and vegetables.</li>
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<p>Make sure to take the chicken out of the fridge at least an hour before cooking so he can come up to temperature a bit.<br />
Serve the aromatics as a side dish or save them to use in making a broth or a soup.<br />
You don&#8217;t have to roast your chicken on top of vegetables at all, if you don&#8217;t want to, but they do contribute to the wonderful juices for cooking the couscous.<br />
Our couscous came out risotto-y. If you want yours a bit drier, either cook an additional minute or two or drain the couscous before serving. Put it back in the pan and cover it. Leave it over low heat for a couple of minutes to finish drying before serving.</p>
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<h6 style="text-align: center;">And here are a few more pictures of The Beloved&#8217;s Solo Feast. Enjoy.<br />
<a title="Citrus Fennel Pollen Roast Chicken by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6662001307/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7003/6662001307_71de858bf7.jpg" alt="Citrus Fennel Pollen Roast Chicken" width="500" height="376" /></a><em>Our lovely chicken from <a title="Triple B Farms" href="http://youtu.be/jDahk9XiViE">Bailey Newton&#8217;s Triple B Farms</a>.</em></h6>
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<h6 style="text-align: center;"><a title="Citrus Fennel Pollen Roast Chicken by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6662004315/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7141/6662004315_4e9c98d85c.jpg" alt="Citrus Fennel Pollen Roast Chicken" width="500" height="375" /></a><em>Add some Citrus Fennel Sea Salt purchased from <a title="Pollen Ranch on twitter" href="http://twitter.com/#!/PollenRanch" target="_blank">@PollenRanch</a></em></h6>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"><a title="Citrus Fennel Pollen Roast Chicken by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6662027651/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7152/6662027651_01e749dd17.jpg" alt="Citrus Fennel Pollen Roast Chicken" width="500" height="375" /></a></h6>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"><em>Would you look at all that juicy, flavorful goodness in the pan? And all that crispy skin?!</em><br />
<em>I am Quite looking forward to chewing again.</em></h6>
<p>Oh, and if you&#8217;re wondering if we&#8217;ll be throwing out any food, the answer is no.  Some stuff can go in the freezer, and The Beloved will eat his Fair Share of what&#8217;s in the fridge. Lots of stuff that we own will still be fine for me to enjoy when I&#8217;m all Cleansed.</p>
<p>So that&#8217;s it. Have a lovely day.</p>
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		<title>A New Year&#8217;s Smackerel</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 19:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pin itHello, friends, and Happy New Year&#8211;January 4, to be precise.  I trust your holidays were lovely. Ours were. The first of the year is the traditional time to Take Stock and set some goals, to close one chapter (or &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://pastrychefonline.com/blog/2012/01/04/a-new-years-smackerel/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="pin-it-button-wrapper"><a href="javascript:exec_pinmarklet();" id="PinItButton" title="Pin it on Pinterest">Pin it</a></div><p><a title="new years snack 012 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6636322511/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7004/6636322511_5db586dc42.jpg" alt="new years snack 012" width="500" height="375" /></a>Hello, friends, and Happy New Year&#8211;January 4, to be precise.  I trust your holidays were lovely. Ours were.</p>
<p>The first of the year is the traditional time to Take Stock and set some goals, to close one chapter (or book) and open another.  I have never been a big one for resolutions. I can recall that a friend of a friend used to host a New Year&#8217;s Party and as part of the festivities, everyone was asked to write down their resolutions and then share them with everyone else at the party. Further, they would contact all the Party-Goers every quarter to remind them of their resolutions so they could Take Stock and Adjust as Necessary. Really?! Downer, right?  More like a shareholders&#8217; meeting than a party.  Not festive at all.  Decidedly disgruntled, I Refused to participate on the grounds that any resolutions that I Might make were nobody else&#8217;s business, and I didn&#8217;t need a group of (subdued) revelers to Hold me Accountable.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s just say that that particular tradition faded quietly away.</p>
<p>So, I don&#8217;t have any resolutions to share with you. I do have some Items to share, however.</p>
<p>Item 1: since I felt all Give-y last month and ended up giving away a <a title="Chemex Coffee Maker on Amazon.com" href="http://www.amazon.com/Chemex-Glass-Coffee-Maker-Handle/dp/B0036YFTO4/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1325706338&amp;sr=8-6" target="_blank">Chemex coffee maker</a>, some wee <a title="Le Creuset Prep Bowls" href="http://www.amazon.com/Creuset-Silicone-Prep-Bowls-Multi-colored/dp/B00144GBW2/ref=sr_1_2?s=home-garden&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1325706402&amp;sr=1-2" target="_blank">prep bowls</a>, my favorite <a title="Gator Hammock Hot Sauce" href="http://www.amazon.com/Gator-Hammock-10-fl-oz/dp/B0000DG5AN/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=home-garden&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1325706464&amp;sr=1-1-catcorr" target="_blank">hot sauce</a> and a <a title="Escali Digital Scale" href="http://www.amazon.com/Escali-P115TG-Primo-Digital-Tarragon/dp/B000SP1XSK/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1325706701&amp;sr=1-1" target="_blank">kitchen scale</a>, I have decided that I shall be Give-y at least once a month.  Some stuff I may give away, as Enumerated by some facebook fans: Microplanes, offset spatulas, Useful Gadgetry, Silpats, Keen ingredients, more scales, thermometers and whatever else seems Fun.</p>
<p>Item 2: I haven&#8217;t made any videos in awhile, but I think they are a Useful Tool, especially for visual learners.  If you have any ideas for instructional videos, let me know. Nothing too specific&#8211;I&#8217;m not going to make a video on how to make a coconut cake with lemon curd filling and coconut cream frosting. But I will be happy to make one on how to make fruit curd or even on how to frost a cake, if you want.</p>
<p>Item 3: With every post, tweet, status update, email, video and Interaction, my intention will always be to help, to teach, to support.  And maybe to be funny.  But never to be mean.  I will never make you feel dumb because you ask a question.  I will never get all Snobby on you. I won&#8217;t ever be that Overblown Food Blogger who makes you think you can&#8217;t Possibly make the Awesome stuff that I make. You guys should just know that.  So, please, ask questions&#8211;I&#8217;m here to be a teacher and a friend, not some kind of Weird Pastry Oracle.</p>
<p>Item 4: My fundraiser for <a title="JCAPL" href="http://www.jcapl.org/blog/" target="_blank">Johnston County Animal Protection League</a> is ongoing. There&#8217;s a button for donating over in my side bar, if you&#8217;re feeling give-y.</p>
<p>Okay, so that&#8217;s that. And now, I want to share with you the Smackerel that The Beloved and I shared on New Year&#8217;s Night.  Easy, tasty and&#8211;Bonus&#8211;on Sticks!</p>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"> <a title="new years snack 001 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6636311089/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7164/6636311089_4a926464d1.jpg" alt="new years snack 001" width="375" height="500" /></a><em>The components: cubes o&#8217; bread, cheese, sticks. Oh, and fire.</em></h6>
<h6 style="text-align: center;">  <a title="new years snack 010 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6636318995/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7007/6636318995_d5d75d231f.jpg" alt="new years snack 010" width="375" height="500" /></a><em>And if we&#8217;re gonna play with fire, we&#8217;d better go outside&#8230;</em></h6>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"> <a title="new years snack 026 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6636289945/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7005/6636289945_6c0dcd7b09.jpg" alt="new years snack 026" width="500" height="375" /></a><em>Bread on stick, stick in fire.</em></h6>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"> <a title="new years snack 018 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6636330583/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7173/6636330583_53f4f8e920.jpg" alt="new years snack 018" width="376" height="500" /></a><em>Add a dab of goat cheese or a wee slice of havarti.<br />
Back into the fire. Or not. Put in face.</em></h6>
<p><a title="new years snack 034 by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6636339479/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7012/6636339479_ff7a49040c.jpg" alt="new years snack 034" width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"><em>What better way to spend the first evening of the new year,<br />
and what better company?</em></h6>
<p>And that does it. If you&#8217;ve never put Bread in Fire, you really should. And then smear it with cheese. It was rather Heavenly. Take care, and have a lovely day.</p>
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		<title>Hammock Week: The Last Week of the Year is Always the Weirdest</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pin itPlease click photo for attribution I&#8217;m not sure why that is.  It&#8217;s like there&#8217;s this huge build up to Christmas: frantic shopping and decorating and cooking and baking and partying and some worshiping and some more shopping and then &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="http://pastrychefonline.com/blog/2011/12/28/hammock-week-the-last-week-of-the-year-is-always-the-weirdest/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;m not sure why that is.  It&#8217;s like there&#8217;s this huge build up to Christmas: frantic shopping and decorating and cooking and baking and partying and some worshiping and some more shopping and then some Oh Shit I Forgot Doololly&#8217;s Gift and the Final Mad Scramble at the Eleventh Hour.  I don&#8217;t know, it&#8217;s just a lot of build up to a one, maybe two, day event.  Spurred on by the crazy <a title="Target Shopping Lady's fan page on facebook" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Lady-from-the-Target-2day-Sale-Commercials/211144282215" target="_blank">Target Shopping Lady</a>, we all run around like Mad People making sure to get it all done. And then it <em>is</em> done. (<a title="How the Grinch Stole Christmas" href="http://youtu.be/xkDELa8YSqY#t=4m47s" target="_blank">It came just the same</a>). Makes me wonder: should we spend literally 60 times as much time getting ready for a Thing as we spend on the Thing Itself?</p>
<p>And after the Thing is over, we all crash. And we eat. Because on January 1st, we have all sworn to Stop Eating. And between now and then we have a refrigerator, freezer and pantry to clean out people. Don&#8217;t just sit there; get busy!</p>
<p>Before we know it, it&#8217;s time for New Year&#8217;s. Everyone has a different tradition, I guess, but lots of folks dress up and get all Celebrate-y and make sure to find someone to kiss at midnight and they sing and they drink and dance and blow horns and What Not. And most of them haven&#8217;t even recovered from Christmas. Some folks don&#8217;t even work between the two holidays. Nobody goes to school. Not a lot gets done in the earning/learning department during that weird last week of the year.</p>
<p>The saggy, strange hammock of a week that hangs between the sparkly posts of Christmas and New Year&#8217;s.</p>
<p>What have I been doing during Hammock Week?  Let&#8217;s see.  I slept a Very Lot on Monday, because I was Exhausted from our Whirlwind Christmas Trip.  I did some writing and cleaning of cat cages.  I bought some glass storage containers, because we are trying to get away from plastics.  [As for the rise of plastics in the first place, I blame <a title="Sam Wainwright" href="http://youtu.be/IISMB1GubFU" target="_blank">Sam Wainwright</a>. (Click that link. Seriously. It's awesome)]. I baked a cake and mailed it off to a dear friend. I sent some folks a few of my new business cards.  We have a friend coming to stay overnight on Thursday, so I expect some Cleaning lies in my future. Ye Olde (Newe) Sleep Number Bed will be arriving on Friday. I eagerly await finding out MY sleep number, as does The Beloved.</p>
<p>Even with some Activity, the whole week feels like a giant Pause. A held breath. The moment when a yo-yo reaches the bottom of the string and just. hangs. there.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s as if the whole Christmas-celebrating world grinds to a halt before ringing in a new year that everyone hopes will be better than the one we are leaving behind.  Many folks start the new year on such a hysterical high note that they spend the First Actual Day of that new year in a near-coma. Not an auspicious beginning.  I&#8217;ve never really been one to Drink to Excess during celebrations, but even so, as the hammock swoops up to New Year, my intention is to spend January 1st the way that I&#8217;d like to spend my year: by giving, by sharing, by being kind.</p>
<p>My wish for all of us is that we find those things that fulfill us and live every day with positive intention, affirming the good in ourselves and others. Without being all Pollyanna-ish, I believe that we can know about the negative stuff going on in the world while still focusing on the good.  We attract what we focus on, and I will focus on the right, the good, the healthy and the tasty.</p>
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		<title>Moravian Sugar Cake, or As I Like to Call It: Dear Lord, Get This Out of My House Before I Have to Bring Out the Stretchy Pants!</title>
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<h6 style="text-align: center;"><a title="Moravian Sugar Cake by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6554737269/"><img class="photo aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7020/6554737269_080a26fe7a.jpg" alt="Moravian Sugar Cake" width="500" height="375" /></a><em>See?! I let The Beloved have some this morning before he left for work!</em></h6>
<p>If you follow me on <a title="Online Pastry Chef on twitter" href="https://twitter.com/#!/onlinepastrychf" target="_blank">twitter</a> or over on my <a title="Pastry Chef Online facebook fan page" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pastry-Chef-Online/164896383535817" target="_blank">facebook page</a>, you may have noticed that I&#8217;ve been going On a bit about Moravian Sugar Cake.  And, unless you are from central North Carolina (or maybe from the Bethlehem, Pennsylvania area), you have probably never heard of it.</p>
<p>I grew up in Charlotte, which is about an hour and a half or so from Winston-Salem.  And because of that Proximity, I took it for granted that everyone ate <a title="Krispy-Kreme Donuts" href="http://krispykreme.com/home" target="_blank">Krispy-Kreme</a> Donuts and had Moravian Sugar Cake for Christmas.  See, many tasty things come from Winston.</p>
<p>The Moravians (or more correctly, the members of the Moravian Church) originally settled in central North Carolina from what is now The Czech Republic and Slovakia by way of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania in the mid-ish 1700s.  <a title="Old Salem" href="http://www.oldsalem.com/" target="_blank">Old Salem</a> has been restored and is maintained as a living history museum and National Historic Site.  According to our friends at <a title="Old Salem on Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Salem" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a>, about 70% of the buildings are original. Which means they&#8217;re Old, at least by US standards.</p>
<p>But enough about the history.  As far as Young Me (and Now Me, for that matter) was concerned, the whole Raison d&#8217;Etre of the Moravians in Old-Salem was to make Moravian Sugar Cake so I could Eat It.  So, what is it, exactly?  It kind of looks like focaccia, with a dimpled surface. It&#8217;s a fairly thin yeast-raised sweet dough that is then positively buried under a pile of butter, sugar and a bit of cinnamon.</p>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"><a title="Done! Hello, Moravian Sugar Cake! by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6554715395/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7013/6554715395_c6cabd2395.jpg" alt="Done! Hello, Moravian Sugar Cake!" width="500" height="375" /></a></h6>
<p style="text-align: left;">Many recipes that I researched contain potato, although <a title="Dewey's Bakery" href="http://www.deweys.com/product-detail/moravian-sugar-cake/" target="_blank">the bakery</a> that made the version I grew up eating does not use potato in their dough.  Honestly, I think that is an anomaly (although it is tasty).  Folks from Central and Eastern Europe like their potatoes, and they would certainly have used potatoes&#8211;or at least the water from cooking potatoes&#8211;in some of their breads.</p>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"><a title="Very Soft Dough for Moravian Sugar Cakes by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6554723223/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7009/6554723223_d342df45f0.jpg" alt="Very Soft Dough for Moravian Sugar Cakes" width="500" height="375" /></a><em>A very soft dough, indeed. Beautiful.</em></h6>
<p style="text-align: left;">Up until last Sunday, I had not had Moravian Sugar Cake in probably 20 years. But then, while drinking the Sleep Number Kool-Aid at the mall, we spied the Seasonal Moravian Bakery Stand.  I made the Pleading Eyes at The Beloved, and he graciously allowed (ha!) me to purchase a 9&#8243;x9&#8243; square of buttery-sugary goodness.  I warned him that he probably wouldn&#8217;t be allowed to have much for himself, but I don&#8217;t think he believed me.  Until I served both of us small pieces after dinner Sunday evening. Then, after work on Monday he came home to&#8230;No More Moravian Sugar Cake. Why? Because I had eaten the rest of it as I would have if it had been a Pizza. No fork&#8211;just folded it over and shoved it in my face.  It wasn&#8217;t pretty, and I&#8217;m not proud of the fact. But there it is.  He appeared slightly startled.</p>
<p>My justification for eating it was to get it out of the house. The reasoning goes like this.  &#8220;This stuff is The Devil. If this stays in the house, I will eat it all and get Very Large. I shall need the Stretchy Pants. Maybe even the Flappy Pants.  I guess I&#8217;d better eat it so there won&#8217;t be any left in the house and I&#8217;ll be safe.&#8221;  Aristotle is <em>still</em> rolling over in his grave at my (let&#8217;s call it) <em>logic</em>, but I Cannot fault myself.</p>
<p><a title="Dough in the Pan by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6554719401/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7162/6554719401_34f23915b0.jpg" alt="Dough in the Pan" width="500" height="375" /></a>So, then what do I do? I get all Selfless and decide that I Must make Moravian Sugar Cake to &#8220;give to the neighbors.&#8221; Not to sit alone in bed like <a title="Bridget Jones's Diary" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243155/" target="_blank">Bridget</a> and eat more MSC like pizza. Of <em>course</em> not.  It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m ad<em>dic</em>ted or anything.</p>
<p>To make a long story slightly less long, I ended up making 4 jelly roll pans of Moravian Sugar Cake. Of which I have eaten 1/2 of one. Yes, that&#8217;s roughly 108 square inches of buttery-sugary goodness that I no longer have to worry about. Because it is In Me.</p>
<p><a title="Moravian Sugar Cakes baking by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6554726175/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7145/6554726175_b4b36985b5.jpg" alt="Moravian Sugar Cakes baking" width="500" height="375" /></a>Care to join me in Stretchy Pants Land?  Make some yourself. And then call me when you find yourself eating it like pizza. I&#8217;ll be your support group. You&#8217;re welcome.</p>
<p>I checked out several recipes for Moravian Sugar Cake.  The recipe I finally settled on is most similar to <a title="Moravian Sugar Cake on food.com" href="http://www.food.com/recipe/moravian-sugar-cake-authentic-158963" target="_blank">this recipe</a>  although I did make several changes.</p>
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<li class="ingredient">1/2 cup warm water (you can use the water from cooking the potatoes, if you want)</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 Tablespoon dried yeast</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 cup unseasoned mashed potatoes (just potatoes&#8211;no milk or butter or anything)</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 1/2 teaspoons salt</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/2 cup sugar</li>
<li class="ingredient">5 1/2 ounces melted butter</li>
<li class="ingredient">1 cup whole milk</li>
<li class="ingredient">2 whole eggs</li>
<li class="ingredient">30-35 ounces all purpose flour, enough to make a soft, sticky dough</li>
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<li class="ingredient">4 ounces melted butter</li>
<li class="ingredient">3/4-1 cup EACH white and light brown sugars (depending on how sugary you like things)</li>
<li class="ingredient">1/2 teaspoon cinnamon</li>
<li class="ingredient">several gratings of fresh nutmeg</li>
<li class="ingredient">heavy pinch of fine salt</li>
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<li class="instruction">In the bowl of your stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, pour in the warm water and yeast. Stir for a minute or so to dissolve the yeast.</li>
<li class="instruction">Add the potatoes, salt, sugar, butter, milk eggs and about half of the flour. Mix on low until you have a smooth batter.</li>
<li class="instruction">Change to the dough hook, and add most of the remaining flour. Mix on low speed until combined, and then knead on medium speed for 5 minutes. Test the dough by pulling some up with your fingers. It should be very sticky and stretchy and almost-but-not-quite flow-y. If the dough doesn&#8217;t have enough body, knead in the rest of the flour. Keep in mind that wetter is better than drier when it comes to yeast dough.</li>
<li class="instruction">Once you are happy with your dough, remove the bowl from the mixer and smooth the top of the dough with a pan-sprayed hand or spatula.</li>
<li class="instruction">Cover and let rise in a warm-ish place for about 1 1/2-2 hours, until doubled in size.</li>
<li class="instruction">Spray 2 jelly roll pans with pan spray (I made one batch with parchment-lined trays and one without. The parchment isn&#8217;t necessary for this, so you can skip it if you want.</li>
<li class="instruction">Divide the dough in half (I weigh mine) and plop half on each of the prepared sheets. Spray your hands and the top of the dough with pan spray to keep it from sticking, and start stretching/patting/pulling the dough to fit each pan. Alternate between pans to give the dough a chance to relax and make it easier to stretch.</li>
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<li class="instruction">Whisk the sugars, cinnamon, nutmeg and salt together very well.</li>
<li class="instruction">Once the dough is puffy, dimple the dough all over with your fingers. You don&#8217;t have to be gentle&#8211;it&#8217;s okay if you break holes all the way through the dough, even. Just dimple it all over very, very well.</li>
<li class="instruction">Liberally brush 2 ounces of melted butter over each cake. The butter should pool in the little dimples.</li>
<li class="instruction">Sprinkle half the sugar mixture evenly over each cake. Be generous&#8211;you pretty much don&#8217;t want to see any dough showing through the sugar.</li>
<li class="instruction">Place the cakes on the racks and bake for 7 minutes.</li>
<li class="instruction">Switch the cakes on the racks and bake for 7 more minutes.</li>
<li class="instruction">Remove to racks to cool for a few minutes.</li>
<li class="instruction">With a large spatula and maybe some help, slide the cakes out onto cooling racks so the bottoms don&#8217;t get soggy. Slice however you think appropriate.</li>
<li class="instruction">Serve warm.</li>
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<p>And what to do with any leftover mashed potatoes you might have. Here&#8217;s an idea.</p>
<p><a title="Leftover Potato Dinner by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6554730425/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7008/6554730425_ae67a4e59d.jpg" alt="Leftover Potato Dinner" width="500" height="375" /></a>The Beloved and I had this for dinner last night, and it was Very Tasty Indeed.</p>
<h6 style="text-align: center;"><a title="Sam wants Moravian Sugar Cake by onlinepastrychef, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/onlinepastrychef/6554733831/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7018/6554733831_e8e8ef570c.jpg" alt="Sam wants Moravian Sugar Cake" width="500" height="375" /></a><em>No, Sam, sugar cake and potato pancakes are not for foster kitty. I don&#8217;t care how<br />
handsome you are; the answer is no.</em></h6>
<p style="text-align: left;">And that does it. I do hope you make the sugar cake so I won&#8217;t be Alone in Shame.  And as this is my last post before Christmas, I again wish all of you the Very Best Holiday Celebration Ever.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Enjoy, and have a lovely day.</p>
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