Monthly Archives: May 2009

The Great Search Term Round Up: Volume 2

Here we are, friends, at the end of another month.  Can 2009 be almost half over already?!  Be that as it may, the time has come for me to look at the search terms, and try to address them.  Some Continue reading…

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Quoth the Beloved: Never Again! We Shall See….

First, just in case you were starting to think that I eat nothing but healthy food, I was just squirting leftover cream cheese frosting from a pastry bag directly into my mouth.  And I loved it.  Also, I seriously considered Continue reading…

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Shameless Wedding Cake Teaser

Here it is.  The calm before the storm.  And here are the players: So, it begins. Oh, and one last shot, in honor of my American Idol and my best-friend-I’ve-never-met, Linda.  I had toyed with the notion of purchasing and Continue reading…

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P & G Says Pringles "Not Found In Nature." Shocking.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHkedT1aN8Y&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b]Friends, check the sky for frogs raining from above.  Does the air outside your window smell of brimstone?  Are dogs and cats sleeping together?  Is the river that meanders through the center of your town a Suspicious Shade of Red?  Continue reading…

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The Homogenization of American Food

Well, friends, my parents came to visit us at The New House this weekend.  We had a lovely visit, but a comment that my dad made made me sit up and Take Notice and scribble a note to myself to Continue reading…

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Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. She’s Trying to Kill You.

What keeps it crunchy, even in milk?  *Semi-permeable food varnish.  That’s what. So, yesterday (I think it was yesterday) sometime in between the painting and the contemplating of The Vast Expanse of Yard, I wandered up to the computer to Continue reading…

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Bits and Pieces from The New Homestead

Hi there.  I’m back!  I have missed posting, but I have been well behaved and have been getting the house in order.  And then, The Beloved directed me to “post to the blog” today.  And, being a Dutiful Wife, I Continue reading…

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