Shameless Wedding Cake Teaser

Just look at all that potential energy.

Here it is.  The calm before the storm.  And here are the players: So, it begins. Oh, and one last shot, in honor of my American Idol and my best-friend-I’ve-never-met, Linda.  I had toyed with the notion of purchasing and applying black nail polish in honor of The Glambert, but Linda told me I should […]

P & G Says Pringles "Not Found In Nature." Shocking.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHkedT1aN8Y&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b]Friends, check the sky for frogs raining from above.  Does the air outside your window smell of brimstone?  Are dogs and cats sleeping together?  Is the river that meanders through the center of your town a Suspicious Shade of Red?  Signs of the end times, people.  Signs of the end times.  And I just heard […]

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. She’s Trying to Kill You.

What keeps it crunchy, even in milk?  *Semi-permeable food varnish.  That’s what. So, yesterday (I think it was yesterday) sometime in between the painting and the contemplating of The Vast Expanse of Yard, I wandered up to the computer to take a wee break.  The Yahoo people were featuring a recipe for a Cap’n Crunch […]